Total Medals Earned: 15,872 (From 2,636 different games.) Total Medal Score: 309,085 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/275 points)
Medals Earned: 15/24 (170/350 points)
Medals Earned: 11/12 (245/270 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (145/145 points)
Medals Earned: 28/44 (320/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (150/310 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (360/460 points)
Unlock the "Fancy Battery" upgrade
Have one million watts at once.
Spend over 50 Kilowatts
Spend over 500 Kilowatts
Spend over 1 Megawatt
Earn over 500,000 Watts while being away
Buy over 300 upgrades
Spend over 15 Megawatts
Upgrade everything to level 50 or above. Everything.
Gain 50 Kilojoules worth of space
Buy the "Quick Sell" Upgrade
You've traded over 150 Kilojoules
Bring your power click cooldown below 10 seconds
Buy a second plant
Gain 250 Kilojoules worth of storage
You've obtained $100,000, good job!
You've traded over 1 Megajoules
Get a golden background
Buy a third and final power plant
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Upgrade your first plant's capacity power to level 50
Upgrade your clicking power to level 50
Upgrade your discount power to level 50
Level your idling to level 50
Upgrade your rubbing power to level 50
Gain 1 Megajoule worth of storage
Level all the levelable things to 50
Boom! You got $1,000,000
slaughter 3 blue-energy alphapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
slaughter 6 green-energy betapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
upgrade to 3 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire
kill a total of 10 fire-beatles in a game
destroy 200 bio-titanium fungizoids on a single level
upgrade to 6 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire
kill a total of 15 flies in a game
slaughter 9 red-energy gammapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
kill a total of 20 swarm-beatles in a game
upgrade to 12 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire
kill a total of 150 slugs in a game
slaughter 10 yellow-energy deltapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Are you upset?
But CuddleBear just wanted a hug...
It appears you're dead.
Collect that potion
Show the devil he's not so tough
Complete the First Act
Defeat an entire army as one power
Its not over until the fat lady sings
3 Heads aren't better than one
Defeat a goat having a bad day
There's only room for one ruler on this planet!
Beat Level 3 and complete the game!
Beat Level 2!
Beat Level 1!
Get a 10x kill combo!
Get a 20x kill combo!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.
