Total Medals Earned: 15,870 (From
2,635 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 309,070 Points
"In today’s job climate, you can’t afford to be a vanilla sundae. You need to be a banana split." - Peter McCarthy
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's mind there are few." - Shunryu Suzuki
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"One must be poor to know the luxury of giving" - George Eliot
"We are all geniuses up to the age of ten." - Aldous Huxley
"Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life." - Robert Southey
"Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult." - Alessio Vinci
"Stay hungry, stay foolish" - Steve Jobs
"A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau
"I used to make fun of my friends who had BlackBerries. And I know that the expression CrackBerry has been going around, but now I fully understand it. I'm actually addicted to a piece of machinery, and that's really embarrassing." - John Krasinski
"It happens every time, they all become blueberries." - Willy Wonka
"You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom." - Janet Erskine Stuart
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange." - Fred Allen
"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream." - Barry Goldwater
The beginning is the most important part of the work." - Plato
In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A turtle travels only when it sticks its neck out" - Korean Proverb
"No call alligator long mouth till you pass him." - Jamaican proverb
"Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still." - Patricia Russell-McCloud
"It occurred to me, not for the first time, that it is a hard life being a penguin." - Roger Ebert
"You do not teach the paths of the forest to an old gorilla" - African proverb
"Games lubricate the body and the mind." - Benjamin Franklin
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain
"That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well." - Abraham Lincoln
"Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them." - Albert Camus
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Destroy the Zeppelin
Destroy the Sentinel
Kill Hitler as a Barbarian
Kill Hitler as a Paladin
Kill Hitler as a Ranger
Kill Hitler as a Rogue
Kill Hitler as a Wizard
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Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
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Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
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get to blue 1
colors stuff
get to indigo
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
yellow 1
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Open your first chest
Go for a little cruise...
Find and commission plufmot
Find and commission Luis
Find and commission Levi Ramirez
Find and commission TeraVex
Find and commission Stepford
Find and commission VoicesByCorey
Pass first level
Loose any level
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the first location
Pass half of the game
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the second location
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the third location
Collect all candies
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 1 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Start the game
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial
Die