Total Medals Earned: 15,870 (From
2,635 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 309,070 Points
Beat 5 levels.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 15 levels.
Beat 20 levels.
Open 20 chests.
Beat 25 levels.
Beat 30 levels.
Beat 35 levels.
Beat the game.
Open all 40 chests.
Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.
Now he can make all the "cock" jokes he wants.
Requires separate containment since the brooder incident of '99.
Requires separate containment.
That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.
Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.
This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.
So close to getting another one right away. Shame his original name wasn't Biter.
These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.
Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.
Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.
As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.
Couldn't be arsed making them do the dance.
Couldn't be arsed thinking up a different medal name for each of them.
It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.
Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.
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A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!
And we're back.
Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!
Bill as in beak. Bunnybill would have also been acceptable.
We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.
More like... Ded.
More like... O... Rage.
More like... Yell "oh".
More like... Spleen (it'll be on the floor here somewhere).
More like... Blew... over... after getting frozen...
More like... Indigo fuck yourself.
More like... Violent.
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-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.
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Finish a level without losing any lives
Have some patience
Play the game from start to finish without losing any lives
Find a glove in the game
Find a boot in the game
Find a hat in the game
Find a shawl in the game
Fund a singlet in the game
Find slippers in the game
Find a sock in the game
Find a towel in the game
MetaSquare, the first boss, defeated.
Snake grown to 40 segments
MetaTriangle, the second boss, defeated.
Snake grown to 60 segments
Snake grown to 80 segments
MetaBall, the third boss, defeated.
Snake grown to 100 segments
Game completed.
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And a happy new year!
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Do 100 criticals
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Score 10,000 points
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Find the Secret Dance Halls Party
Set Grand Ma Spirit Free on Voodoo Nightmare
Get Higher with Bob Harley Jumps
Find the Jam
Play this game about the Carribean side of Costa Rica
Find peace and love on Cat Cake Level
Help Donut Chef to open a pizza restaurant
Dont Forget your Roots Raggamuffin
Win the coolest shirt in Port Lemon
Bon Bon Kidz award if you can find them
FInd all Rasta coins on Baby Rolled Cake Level
Find all Rasta Coins on your way to find Paper for your Brother
Win All Rasta Coins on Cat Cake Level
Get all Rasta Coins from your date with Cherry PIe
Find all Rasta Coins on your way to find lemons for your siter
Find all Rasta Coins on Donut Summer Level
win all coins on your way to help your Grandpa
win all Coins on Mom Pan Bon Level
find all Rasta Coins on Voodo Nightmare
Find 3 hidden hummingbirds on Baby Rolled Tales
find all Lion Cards on Grand Father Rasta Level
Find all Lion Cards on Mom Pan Bon Level
Find all letters on Cherry Pie Date Level
Win a price for best Good Actor
Get 5 Pineapple Cards on Bob Harley Ride
Find the 2 Relics and reinstall them
Help Baby Rolled Cake to sleep
Take a ride with Bob Harley and survive
Buy some food for your Pet
Find your self with Cherry Pie on romantic date
Help Sexy Donut Summer to gettin hotter
Find 3 lemons to help your Lil Sis Cup Cake
Help Mom Pan Bon to find her Ring
Help Grand Rasta Father
Survive the Voodo Nightmare
Help your Brotha Cake to get some paper