Total Medals Earned: 15,914 (From 2,637 different games.) Total Medal Score: 309,780 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/435 points)
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/75 points)
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
You failed to escape the laser.
You finally escaped that laser.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/15 (65/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Rock and roll!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (350/365 points)
Bought all the items in the shop.
Spent a week of playing time in a game.
Flew more than 10 seconds.
Spent more than 1000 coins.
Slipped through the screen more than 10 times.
Flying on a parachute more then 10 seconds.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Go you. you waited for the preloader to load the game and did.....NOTHING!!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
You either never made it in time, or never bothered to show up!
I think you've forgotten something...
You arrived in full costume, and the crowd loves it!
Just don't bring your costume at all...