Total Medals Earned: 15,952 (From 2,642 different games.) Total Medal Score: 310,930 Points
Medals Earned: 9/10 (470/495 points)
Clear the prologue
Escape the mighty Tyrant !
Find Security Card Level 2
Do business with the Merchant
Purchase the Full Metal Jacket upgrade
Find Doctor Lupton's second report
Exterminate the genetically modified caterpillar
Dispatch every creature you come across
Complete Chapter 2
Use up all the ammo in the dual SMG's
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (60/225 points)
Get 200 or more final points
Get 300 or more final points
Collect a 50 point random drop
Get your speed 5 or above
Get 400 or more final points
Get your speed 10 or above
Get 500 or more final points
Get 600 or more final points
Get 700 or more final points
Get 1000 or more final points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/45 points)
Defeat Spice Mikusa
Defeat Melly MegaStar
Defeat Elanore Charge
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You are very old.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)
Medals Earned: 10/11 (360/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
10 ricochet kills
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/380 points)
Destroy one bottle
Destroy 10 bottles in the same round
Total 20 cans destroyed
Balance 3 bottles for at least 2 seconds
Total 25 bells destroyed
Total 100 bottles destroyed
Score 20,000 points
Score 40,000 points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (305/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 8/11 (220/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.